Calling All Cars

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Send out an ABP.

This morning Blackie woke Mom up meowing. Usually Blackie doesn’t do that.

Mom got up and got her coffee and looked at the paper and then she realized that her darling, long hair, beautifully marked, smart Tiger Lilly wasn’t around.

I bet all this time Blackie had a cat smirk on his whiskered face. He knew. I know he knew.

That was very unusual. Normally I will jump on her lap a few times during the night and I’m sitting by my food dish in the morning.

But, this morning no Tiger Lilly.

Mom and Dad started calling me. I could hear them. Then they took the food can began shaking it around the house. Normally I would be at there feet in a New York second when I heard that. But, no Tiger Lilly.

Dad started opening closet doors; the pantry, the linen closet, the hall closet. No Tiger Lilly.

Finally Dad opened the closet in his room. I was out of there like a flash.

I ran to see Blackie. I needed a drink. Was there any food. And I had my hind feet crossed and my tail tight. I needed the kitty litter.

I spent the entire night in solitary with no light or water or food. Doesn’t that violate the Geneva Convention.

Dad hasn’t checked to see if I left a memento of my confinement in his closet.

Have a meow day.
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Ironing Board Mishap

This is absolutely NOT my fault.

Today Blackie was laying on top of Mom’s ironing board. Blackie deliberately does this because he knows it is my favorite spot.

Blackie let his tail hang over the ironing board and kept twitching it.

It was a flagrant attempt to taunt me.

I swatted at Blackie’s tail. Maybe a couple of times.

But, he kept twitching his tail.

So, I maybe inadvertently jumped toward Blackie and my front paws caught in the ironing board cover.

Now, I am a hefty cat, so the ironing board and Blackie and the iron all came tumbling down.

I almost lost one of my nine lives.

Mom should do something about the unstable ironing board.

Have a meow day.

Merry Past Christmas

Mom and Dad took down the Christmas decorations.

The front room was all topsy turby.

Blackie and I like topsy turby, because we have all kinds of new smells and new places to explore. We were all over the room.

I especially like sniffing where the Christmas tree was. It had a kinda pine smell. You know what I mean.

After we checked out all the open spaces we then had to check the items put back in their ‘normal’ places.

Mom always finds a decoration the day after everything is put away. Humans !

I know one thing they didn’t put away. I have a small, shinny, gift wrapped box they had under the Christmas tree. It is under the bed.

Christmas is always with me.

Have a meow day.
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I’m Back

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I took a short break from blogging, but I gotta blog today.

We have two outside patios at my house. Well, really I guess I should say “our” house. Mom feeds the birds on both patios, but the squirrels take over.

Today there were fifteen squirrels at one time on the two patios. That’s almost two squirrels for each of my nine lives. I said “almost”.

This place is being over run by the bushy tailed, beady eyed, rodents.

I’m getting my A-1 sauce ready.

Have a meow day.
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A Gift For Mom

Mom has been sick all week and can’t seem to get well. So I got a great idea . I’ll bring her a get well gift. Sooooo, I brought her a live mouse to eat. They really taste good with mustard. Did she like it? Noooooo she just screamed and chased me out of the room. That’s the last time I try to help Mom.

Have a meow day.
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[Sorry, translator from cat to English is out.]

Have a meow day [Oh, look it’s back on.]
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I Didn’t Mean It

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Tiger Lily sleepy time

Remember when I told you that I like laying by the warm air vent on Dad’s laptop. And remember how I sometimes walk across the keyboard and write some of the finest fiction ever written by a cat.

Well, today I walked across Dad’s keyboard again. He looked at the screen and was surprised nothing was written – written by me, I mean.

So, I jumped down and Dad went back to work.

I noticed Dad was kind of frustrated.

What happen was I stepped on some button that turned the cursor off on Dad’s laptop. Dad’s a nice guy and all, but knows squat about computers. He tried everything. Then he just started hitting keys and buttons and combinations. Finally he hit the button I had stepped on and the cursor came back.

I know it sounds like I messed Dad’s computer up, but actually it was a learning experience for Dad. He now knows how to turn his cursor on and off.

Don’t thank me. Just doing my part for the computer challenged.

Have a meow day.
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Snow Day

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Wow, we got several inches of snow yesterday and last night.

I’ve never been in snow, but it looks pretty. On the other hand, Blackie spent his first Winter outside in the snow. That’s how Mom and Dad discovered Blackie and his brothers and sisters. They didn’t know Mom and Dad back then so they would only come into the house to eat and then shot back outside. They slept outside in ‘cat houses’ [don’t laugh] that Dad made and filled with straw.

Blackie is a house cat now like me. I think he likes being a house cat and out of the snow.

We just snuggled up on Mom’s big bed and a fleece blanket and slept all day. I love snow days. Maybe I’m a teacher at heart.

Have a meow day.
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Vacation

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Mom and Dad are going to a hotel tonight and they aren’t taking me and Blackie. We are not watch dogs. Why can’t we go? No body would know and we are very quiet. They will be gone 2 days. We’ll starve to death. Who will clean our kitty litter? We’re so sad we could cry.

Have a meow day.
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